Lipstick on a Hedgehog

Can we talk about that stupid thing I said earlier?

ORIGINAL: https://twitter.com/#!/dandyandyy/status/130582427490992128
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I think it’s time to invest in a car, via @ZKM

ORIGINAL: https://twitter.com/#!/dandyandyy/status/130582427490992128

I think it’s time to invest in a car, via @ZKM

(via zachschneider)

Holy living fuck. Best of luck to all involved. How terrifying.

Dear Italy: thanks for Rome, now back to the drawing board.

Saying “we’re pregnant” is horseshit. It’s like we went halfsies on a sandwich and you ate the whole thing. I contributed, but you have the full belly.”We’re” not full.

I’m convinced they put tiny razorblades in Captain Crunch so it cuts the roof of your mouth.

As soon as you buy potatoes, they’re already rotten.

Running is ridiculous; why would anyone want to feel like crap all the time?

“ Curtis: “Apparently, Sex and The City is one big Dee Snider fan fic. Who knew?”
Patrick: “I knew.

When I think of myself, “fancy” is the first word that comes to mind; I’m like a human cumberbund.

We’ve all known a pencil since we were one, that doesn’t mean we’re good with it.

I’m the Andrew Lloyd Webber of songs about myself.

Vertiginous is not a word. It sounds like it means an indigenous virgin.

Cheez-Its is single-handedly using 13% of the world’s salt supplies.

Beer pong, more than any other sport, could benefit from instant replay.